throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

jonwowker:

how dare john travolting

lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

tagged: +about me 

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township

jonwowker:

KNOW WHAT ISNT OK? TALKING ABT THE SIZE OF SOMEONE U HAVE FUCKED’S DICK. U KNOW WHAT IS SO BEYOND OK THT I CANT EVEN THINK OF A CLEVER ANALOGY FOR? TALKING ABT THE SIZE OF DICK A BAND DUDE U WILL NEVER MEET. THE ONLY TIME A DICK SIZE IS GOING TO MATTER IRL IS IF IT IS IN UR MOUTH AND U ARE HAVING TROUBLE KEEPIN IT IN. WHATEVER. NOT SORRY. THIS IS WRONG.

tagged: +literally